If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dane jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes is so unoriginal; it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Danish joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Danish jokes; you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Danes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dane and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dane brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dane who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Danes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
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A clever collection of silly jokes that computer enthusiasts of all ages willlove to share, such as "Where do computers go when they're sad? Cryberspace". B&W line drawings throughout.
Question by : Do girls get offended by gender jokes?
Im a senior in high school just wondering I sometimes like joke around with girls. Like one girl once told me she did bad on her essay, and I told her dont worry as long as your good in the bedroom and can cook your good. She seemed kinda offended but she like smiled to.
So wondering are you girls acualty offended when guys say this or no.
March 23, 2012
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If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dane jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Danish Jokes is so unoriginal; it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Danish joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Danish jokes; you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Danes wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dane and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dane brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dane who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Danes laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
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