I feel like hearing a good joke. I haven’t heard one in forever because no knows a good joke lately. At least where I live:(

I’m considered an classclown at my high school and i make people laugh a lot, i also do pranks and jokes on a lot of people just for fun. But i’m thinking of pulling the biggest joke in my school’s history, i’m going to make a bomb threat joke to scare people and to make everyone laugh after they found it was a joke. But what kind of trouble would i get into if i pulled this kind of joke ?? I would like to know before i would get into deep trouble. I never done anything like this before.

Are you one of those who can’t take a joke but you yourself like to make joke of others?If so then you should stop joking about others.

I live on a cauldesac and for months now there has been one car or another blocking my mailbox. Our mail carrier won’t delivery the mail if there is something with in ten feet of our box, so out of six days i’m getting my mail once or twice and sometimes not at all. I’ve been very nice and asked people not to park right there during the day but nothing seems to be getting through the them. What can I do or say to make them understand that this isn’t a joke but a problem?

What is your favorite joke about foreskin? I like the one Robin Williams said in his concert that it looked like a turtle-neck sweater.

My computer detected a joke virus, which it deleted, but the clean failed. It left a blue screen desktop background that says “Warning! Spyware detected on your computer. Install and antivirus or spyware remover to clean your computer.” I can’t seem to get rid of it. When I go to my display properties, the option to change my background isnt even there anymore! How do I get rid of this thing? Its annoying!

ok so im going to this sleepover with some friends and i thought it would be funny if i played a joke on them while they are sleeping.
We are doing this for halloween and we are sleeping over in tents
any ideas?

This guy a communicate often by email send me a joke yesterday. I sent him a long many others a joke a day before.
What caught my attention is that aside of sending it to several people he just sent it to me. Not a sexual dirty joke though, but why would a guy do that to a guy specifically? We kinda like emailing often like friends and do it every week now for over 2 years. I haven’t seen him that long and this is a long distance friendship. Any ideas please?

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I need an offensive joke to tell in my AP Government class tomorrow. Best joke gets 10 points.

I am feeling very down right now because I have had a long and tiring day. What is the funniest joke you have ever heard. Don’t hold back on me now!!! I especially love dirty jokes, or jokes about religion or politics. The joke that makes me laugh the hardest wins 10 pts.!!!! Good luck have fun