Are there any Bible passages or verses that you find to be unintentionally comical?
July 19, 2011
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Question: Are there any Bible passages or verses that you find to be unintentionally comical?
The following is the answer:
Answer by Baby Mander
All of them are painfully cheesy as far as lies are concerned.
Answer by Michael Lewandowski
Job 39:9
Answer by Epithelium Appetence
All of them.
Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.–Song of Solomon 4:5
There’s an example
Answer by StarDanser [Eve was framed]
Yes, Ezekiel 23:19-21
“19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.”
Answer by nahga kihri
yea. its in numbers. Balaam and the (talking) Donkey
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The one with the talking snake LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most of it, if I am quite honest, I find comical.
Genesis 30:37-39
“Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted.”
Jacob placed striped branches where the sheep or goats could see them while mating. This resulted in streaked, speckled, or spotted offspring.
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