Can You Help Me With A Humorous Christmas Story?
February 9, 2010
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Posted by admin
I need to write a longish humorous christmas story, and I have no ideas!
Could you please start me off or give me an idea, please and thanks
Categories: humorous story
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Tags: Christmas, Help, Humorous, Story, With
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1- Santa has to cut down the elves working hours.
2- A poor elf with a young elf family gets knocked down while other crazy elves strive to finish the toys in time- humorous with a meaningful undertone and a moral.
3- A parody on the American elections- Rudolf- who is very clearly a white reindeer- against Vixen-obviouslyy coloured.
4-Santa needs boat instead of sleigh due to global warming.
5- Mrs. Claus diets down to size 0, anta no longer finds her attractive so is not in the mood to deliver presents.
Our Christmases never went well. If not for my large Aunts who got stuck in and broke my parents inflate-able hot tub, then there was my sisters husband who had some of the lewdest versions of Silent Night ever heard of. Last year our Holiday was interrupted when my Uncle climbed up onto the roof and decide to drop the gifts down the chimney into a lit fire place. He did fall of the roof onto the garage then onto the ground with a few bumps and scratches to be proud of.
It was christmas day in the work house,Outside it was may 3rd,Cheap calenders.
write about what happened last year at christmas time.
you can write something on a lump of coal… like.. the origin but in a funny way…