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Question: Can you write an amusing little tale that includes these TOMORROW titles?

1. Tomorrow Never Knows
2. The Sun’ll Come Out Tomorrow
3. A Better Tomorrow
4. Singing Stars of Tomorrow
5. Search For Tomorow
6. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
If no one posts INTENTION TO ANSWER, I’ll delete by this evening.

Q&A:

Answer by frodo
Rain is causing a delay in the meeting of The Ancient Order of Two-headed Turtles (Procrastinator’s Society) as they hope that the sun’ll come out tomorrow (3). In light of the popularity of American Idol, the meeting topic will be “Singing Stars of Tomorrow.” (4) presented by our own husky captain and the World of Tomorrow (6) at Disney Land.

A field trip later this year is scheduled to find the elusive tomorrow. Most of us are excited about this impending trip, to go where no one has gone before. Since the idea to search for Tomorrow (5) came up. However, there are those who would rather go back to the days of yesteryear, when the times were much simpler and all of life’s problems were solved by a masked man, his faithful Indian companion and a Hi Yo Silver. However, if we find a better Tomorrow (3), it follows that our Yesterdays will also be better.

It is felt that Orson Welles’ book “Time Machine” and the ilk which promote time travel are fatally flawed. Our research has shown that Tomorrow can be found at the International Date Line (IDL). A cruise to the IDL is being booked by our secretary, I. M. Latte. The responsibilty was passed to Ira because the chair of our Research Committe Tom Orrow, (1) never knows when he will get the time to do it himself.

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