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Question: What are some hilarious things I can say in a high school student council election speech?

I’m a pretty funny guy, but I want to make the entire speech like a comedy act. I can probably do it if I can find a way to start off. I’m running for vice president btw.

Q&A:

Answer by Duds331
Watch Napoleon Dynamite and watch Pedro’s speech.

Answer by natasha
i will make ur wildest dreams come true and stupid things like that

Answer by macarthur1977
Act as though you are a teacher, and the real teachers are the students. Lecture the teachers, now students, about the proper way of handling sudents.

Answer by texascelt46
get a bunch of political jokes, one liners…

like,,, look at your opponent and say, you sir are no john kerry. do it while holding up a toy boat… (swift boat reference)

start off by saying I HAVE A DREAM (martin luther reference) then go on to explain your dream is you in a pool with blue turtles or something.

Fourscore and seven years ago, none of us here were born, but even then I knew i would win this race.

get the current swearing in speech, and say it so you’re already sworn in to be president of the USA.

bring a puppet.

bring 2 puppets.

call everyone Bruce, i mean EVERYONE.

do the whole thing in a german accent, imitate hitler..

do the whole thing in drag.

mmmm thats all i got for now….

oh ya, offer autographs. charge for them, saying the money is to help bail out your opponent from his latest crime spree.

Answer by Richard W
Go to www.DubyaSpeak.com and pick up some mispronounced words from our fearless leader. If you start talking and sounding like Dubya, you’ll have them rolling in the aisles – and you’ll probably get elected! Good luck.

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