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Question: What is a hilarious talent show act to do?

Me and my friend need something hilarious to do for our school talent show next year. Any suggestions?

The answer in the following:

Answer by Deathbymarshmellows
Secretly place a disposable plastic cup under/in your arm pit length ways and get a random person to pull/twist/shake your arm. scream as u press and crack the cup [the sound is really like a broken bone(n_n)]. obviously not a fantastic trick but a good gap filler, either way go gross out your girlfriends with it.

Answer by Joey M
Dance to Hannah Montanah or something dumb like that.

Answer by Christina K
A few years ago me and my friends did the funniest act! We had the whole crowd laughing! Are act was called “The Sneeze”. We were in the Army and we had camo shirts in and jeans on. We were not a normal Army we were the toilet bergad! We were in the Army to learn how to clean toilets. So we were marching in a straight line with toilet brushs and cleaner and the leader was in the front. One person was the person who was the person sneezeing and see was in the back. The person in the back would sneeze and push all of the people in front of her and the person in the front would run into the leader. The leader would stop and turn around and say “Did you just sneeze in my army” and that person would make up a stupid reason why they did not sneeze. The the leader would say “well your outa here!” and that person would run off the stage. the you do the same thing with the rest of the people until you reach the person who sneezes and they would sneeze and the leader would say ” Did you just sneeze in my army” and the person would say yes and then the leader would pull out a tissue and give it to her and say ” Well god bless you!”
The End

Answer by Cookie777
If you have a budget of around or so, go to a home improvement store and buy some PVC pipe (white) and build a stand-up screen. You can use an old sheet to draw a couple of cartoon characters on the front, and then attach it to the PVC pipe screen setup (you might want to get a salesperson to help you figure out how to connect the PVC pipe together). One idea is to draw two babies or toddler-aged children, and cut small holes in the sheet where their head, hands and feet would be. Your face will be where their face would have been, and your hands and feet will go through the holes as if they were the babies/toddlers’ hands and feet. Then do a “dance” with a song related to babies. You can add a couple of odd movements that babies or toddlers wouldn’t normally do at that age.
Another funny skit I saw about 20 years ago in high school was actually a group skit, but you could modify it for 2 people. They did a “before” and “after” exercise routine, starting out in baggy sweats stuffed with balloons to look about twice as big as usual, then after a ridiculous exercise routine, remove the balloons to show the “after” results. Maybe do a parody of Richard Simmons exercise routines; he’s still around here somewhere. Another part of the exercise routine was having partners become one person, that is to say, one person was lying down with their legs extended toward the audience, and the other person was sitting over the torso of the person lying down, and doing exercises that way. It ends up that the person lying down does amazing splits and leg lifts which wouldn’t normally be done by an ordinary person, and the sitting person might have “trouble” with legs that don’t want to stay down, etc. P.S. You can hide the part where the person is sitting on top of the other one by using a blanket or jacket in front of the sitting person’s legs, draped over the torso of the reclining person, so people don’t realize right away that it is actually 2 people performing, and the visual illusion is more believable.

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