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I just heard that Roy brown was yelled off stage for saying a joke about the recent mumbai attacks.
Does anyone know what he said that night.

How do you joke about not being scared during an interview?

Just wondering.

Would it be treated the same as Letterman making a joke about raping Palin’s daughter?

For English I have write a humorous story linked to Romeo and Juliet. I think I have back myself into a corner when I was assigned to pick an era,and I picked the holocaust. I just feel blank because it seems like most love stories written since Romeo and Juliet emulates the story. I get an idea and it sounds like it has been written already.
Anyhow, it can be short or just one scene. I watched West Side Story and more recently the new Bring It On Movie and see the similarities.
Can someone get me started with something?

Or just direct me to a website where cool and funny stories are available. I asked this question before but just got sum dumbass answers.. thats y i’m asking again.

I’m looking for a funny story to start off my speech about Benjamin Franklin. Is there a website that has funny short stories about him?

I used to work in the same company as them. Lately, both of them are talking about sex. My boyfriend, on two occasions, mentioned about involving her sexually, threesome and calling her during sex. He later pass it off as a joke and told me not to take it seriously. He is now in the same city as her. What should I do? Believe everything he said?

Next time write of what do you want the gratitude joke to be based on.
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said: “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, “Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change…”

What are safe happy hour choices that won’t absolutely destroy my diet? What should I watch out for? The menu has things like quesadillas, mini-burgers, pizzas, etc. I’m planning on drinking water. Thanks for your advice!!