Could happy everyday

1. She has got this throat-clearing tick… it’s like she’s digging for clams!
2. You have a freak flag. You just don’t fly it.
3. Unless you have a half-dozen very hard rectangular breasts, we need to talk.
4. Because you were so nervous you laughed like a hyena.
5. Here, taste my tuna casserole and tell if I put in too much hot fudge.
6. Claustrophia and a dead body – this is a neurotic’s jackpot!
7. There’s nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can’t cure.
8. That was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.
9. The only word for this is transplendent… it’s transplendent!
10. A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

i want a nice and gripping story..

I made a joke to this girl awhile ago and she brought it up tonight and was smiling the whole time.
Why would a girl remember a silly small joke?

I have used mega toolbar for a long time, but now when megaupload has changed their site, the happy hour premium button has disappeared. Does anyone know what happened to it, and how to get it back?

When is happy hour exactly , is this just a phrase or a real thing?

Are there any real creationists? I just went to the website for the Institute of Creation Research and it seems like it could be serious or a joke. How do I differentiate?