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Some cool Vacation Jokes pictures:

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Q. What did King Tut say to the museum?
A. I want my mummy.

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A Treadmill for your Abs! Shed your Love Handles whilst Working Out and Slimming Down your Buns, Hips and Thighs. bit.ly

Sometimes I am astonished at real things that happen – even if you dream up the most absurd scenario, you can always find something that actually happened that is more absurd.

What I have found most amusing is the foreign policy credentials of Sarah Palin. This unknown woman – unknown in the sense that she was a well-known achiever in Alaska with a reasonably normal life until John McCain and the press discovered her – has not had many trips outside of the US. This made people question her ability to deal with issues such as the war in Iraq and the recent Russian invasion of Georgia.

Check out these School Jokes images:

Piedmont Middle School, Monroe, NC


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My school for 6th through 8th grades. The high school, which I did not attend, for we moved before 9th grade began, is right next door.

One good thing: all kids took a half-semester of shop, and a half-semester of some mishmash future career exploration class.

The Comedian Johnny Laughter Presents: The Christmas Jokes Book 2011

TThe Comedian Johnny Laughter Presents: The Little Book of Christmas Jokes 2011


A fairy has a hard time,
Up where the tinsel flickers;
A wand of gold stuck in her hand,
A fir tree up her knickers!


How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?


Deep pan, crisp and even!



A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"




Psychiatric Christmas Carols:

Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

Borderline Personality -- Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire

Paranoia -- Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry. I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive -- Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...

Passive Aggressive -- On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave to Me... (And Then Took it All Away)

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Inside you'll find over 500 (yes, you can count them) laugh-out-loud, silly sniggery, animal jokes. Many of which will bring a smile to children between the ages of 7-10.

There's jokes about cats, about bats, about rats ... there's even jokes about fat cats chasing rats with bats. That's a lie actually, there's no jokes about that!!

Download yourself a sample of Johnny Giggle's collection and see if you get a gigantic giggle out of his gags.

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Cara Kilduff and Jonathan Griffith are joined by two extremely talented comedians, Alison Grillo and Mike Motz. www.talkingabout.info

Some cool Military Jokes images:

Twenty finalists will vie for 2009 Military Long Drive Championship 090609


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PHOTO CAPTION: U.S. Coast Guard Petty Officer 3rd Class Ryan Hixson wins the 2008 Military Long Drive Championship presented by 7UP with a drive of 389 yards in Mesquite, Nev. With the victory in the Army Family and Morale, Welfare and Recreation Command event, Hixson won ,000 and an exemption into the 2009 RE/MAX World Long Drive Championship. Twenty competitors will vie for the 2009 Military World Long Drive Championship presented by 7UP on Oct. 28 in Mesquite.
(Photo by Tim Hipps, FMWRC Public Affairs)