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Question: #1 joke of the day…since you all liked the redneck jokes yesterday, I thought you might want more…?

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?”
“Ten,” she replied.
“What are their names?” he asked.
“David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David,” she answered.
“They’re all named David?” he asked “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just call ‘David,’ and they all come running in.”
“And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”
“I just say, ‘David, come eat your dinner’,” she answered.
“But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?” he asked.
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just use their last name!”

The answer in the following:

Answer by Francis
ha ha ha (more jokes, please, 2 pts for ‘ha ha ha’)

Answer by MO D MAN
man,you’re bad…but joke is good …i’ll give it *******out of ten

Answer by musedelirium
That is awesome and probably true somewhere.

Answer by anna
u seem 2 be an interesting person…………….

Answer by idontkno
lol

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