Animal joke! Worthy to be posted?

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Q&A: Animal joke! Worthy to be posted?

The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

“Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I’ve got something to show you!”

“Not now! I’m eating.”

“Oh come on!” said the rabbit. “It’s really important.”

“No way.”

“Please. It’s urgent.”

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

“Well, rabbit,” he panted. “What did you want to tell me?”

“Hey, Teddy,” the rabbit began, “look how many berries are on the other side of the river.”

The following is the answer:

Answer by tht boy
haha that was funny ill star it

Answer by Marco
funny. :D

Answer by R
l0l!

Answer by plainshocker@ymail.com
Omg! I thought it would be lame! But no! U astounded me and made me laugh! Thanx dude!

Answer by dizzydessie0118
no offense but…it was kinda lame… thats just my opinion though..

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5 Comments

  1. k says:

    LOL well what a surprise. It was worth the read. I love making people/bears mad =D

  2. ►.Pepperm!nt.◄ says:

    funny!

  3. imo_silver says:

    phunny

  4. Har-Li says:

    hahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahahhahaahahah

  5. fan of dan says:

    hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha i cant imagine wot must have happened to poor rabbit!!!
    hhahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah loved it

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