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Question: animal joke?

There was a teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals.

She showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, “It has a long neck.” One kid answered, “Giraffe!”

Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.

Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. “This animal has stripes.” “Zebra!” one kid answered.

So she put up another one, that of a deer.

The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them “what does your mother call your father?”

Suddenly one child got up and answered “HORNY BASTARD!”

The answer in the following:

Answer by boldkevin
good one, and relatively tame considering the millions of possibilities

Answer by s_ringler
whoa! not what I was expecting

Answer by Zen Azura
nice…!!!…

Answer by Jay-me
it wasnt so funny.
kinda lame sorry.

Answer by DogCrazy21
lol

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!