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Q&A: Any funny jokes that i can tell at school?

My friends and i have been telling jokes at school lately and i have only been able to tell a couple. so does anyone have any really funny jokes that i can tell???

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Answer by majoungpaung
how do you make a tissue dance?

put a little boogie in it

Answer by sally oh
Here’s One You Gotta Keep A Serious Face Though..

Scream This Really Loud..

I ASK PEOPLE FOR JOKES ON YAHOO!!

everyone will be rolling on the floor.. i’m crack’n up just thinking about why someone who do that..

Answer by lovs2jokearound
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’

Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’

Harry: ’9.’

Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’

Harry: ’36.’

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.’

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions.’

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’

Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs.’

Ms Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’

Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’

Harry: ‘Pants.’

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?’
Harry: ‘Coconut.’

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’
Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’
Harry: ‘Shake hands.’

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’
Harry: ‘Firetruck.’
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven question s wrong……’

Answer by nATy saY WhAT?
There was once a boy who didn’t know his name. He was going to ask his mom who was in the shower, so he opened the curtains and she screamed, “My titties!” So the next day the he went to school, his teacher asked himwhat his name was and he said ‘my titties’. the techer then said “Kids! Come play with my titties!”

Answer by sara!!~~
how about a yo mamma joke?
yo mamma is so fat she got baptised at seaworld.

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