Any good General Military or Air Force jokes?
November 13, 2010
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Q&A: Any good General Military or Air Force jokes?
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Answer by Sharon
Yes, Barack Hussein Obama Commander in Chief.
Comrade Obama has a dream for a Post American World.
Comrade Barack Hussein Obama said in his book ‘Audacity of Hope’, “I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction what better place for the Muslins to control our country, than in the office of the President of USA.”
A person can’t truly love America and Obama too, for to truly love one is to truly hate the other.
May God protect the American People and the Free World from the Democrat Party and Barack Hussein Obama.
Semper Fi
Answer by True Pimp
At the end of the night a Marine leaves a bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over.
He proceeds to kick her several times and when he’s done he bends down to her and says, “Not as tough as a Marine, are you Batman?”
Answer by Scooter
Marine:
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
Navy:
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
PS: They’re jokes people lighten up! 
Answer by youthpastor1955
I am ex Navy, I have a buddy that is ex Marines. We were in the mens room at a restaurant one night. He used the urinal and didn’t wash his hands. I told him that in the Navy we were taught to wash our hands after peeing. He responded by saying that in the Marines they were taught not to pee on their hands….
Answer by Joachin Murrieta
Whe are there so many tree-lined roads in France?
Because German armies like to march in the shade…
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Why is good to be french?
You can surender at the begining of the war, and US will win it for you.
What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
Why does Nike like the French Army?
Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?
It’s not known, it’s never been tried.
Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II?
And that’s because it was raining
Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
Then why are the French chopping down the trees now?
The Arabs like to march in the sun.
Q: What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?
A: “Table for 100,000 m’sieur?”
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The army.
Q: Why do the French Smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too!
How many gears does a French tank have?
Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).
How did the French react to German reunification?
They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
A man askes his companion, “What’s the most common French expression”?
His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, “I give up!”
~ True story~ NOT a joke~
There was a company of Marines out training and the Commander noticed a glimmer over on a hilltop, so he got the binoculars out and looked over on the hill and saw one U.S Ranger flipping them off and yelling obscenities. So the Commander sent a squad of Marines to attack the one Ranger. The U.S Ranger saw the squad coming and dropped down behind the hill and for 5 minutes there were uniforms and dust flying all of the place. Then the Ranger jumped back up and started yelling and flipping them off again. Completely flabbergasted the Commander sent the entire company to attack. After an hour of fighting the Commanders radio man comes back running and yelling, “Sir run, it’s an ambush, there’s two of them!”
We the unwilling, led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
There are few problems that can’t be solved by the application of high explosives.
How do you get a Marine to commit suicide?
Throw a shovelfull of sand against a brick wall and tell him to “Hit The Beach!”
What do you call a Marine with an I.Q. of 70?
General!
How can you tell a Marine on an Aircraft Carrier?
He’s the one throwing bread to the In-coming planes.
“The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!”
- Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945
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