Anyone Know Any Good-Natured Jokes Regarding the US Military?
September 16, 2010
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Question: Anyone Know Any Good-Natured Jokes Regarding the US Military?
Maybe something about the Marines’ general macho attitudes or the Air Force’s comfortable living quarters.
Good-natured but no offensive jokes please. 
ANSWER:
Answer by popcorn
How do you knock out a Marine? toss sand at the wall and tell him to hit the beach.
Answer by jlyag
how about obama as the commander in chief
Answer by oktoberfest124
do you know what marines stands for? My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment!
little side joke- where does the general keep his armies? easy in his sleveies
Answer by NSA
Yes. But if you aren’t serving, or haven’t served, you don’t get to hear them.
Answer by HQ
A friend of mine in the Navy pointed out to a retired Marine that the Marines was a branch of the Dept. of the Navy. The Marine replied “Yeah. The men’s department”.
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The Air Force gets what they WANT, AND what they NEED. The Navy gets what they WANT. The Marines get what they NEED. And the Army gets what is left over.
Why did the general say I do the the chicken? Because any cock-a-doodle will do/
Three Generals are arguing on a military flight about which branch has the bravest service members.
The Army General says, “Watch this. Airborne! Front and center!”. A young Airborne soldier appears in front of the General. “Put this parachute on and jump out of this plane!” The soldier salutes and says, “Yes Sir!”, puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. The General turns and looks at the other Generals and says, “Gentlemen, that took guts.”
The Marine General says, “That’s nothing. Marine!” A young Marine appears in front of the General. “Marine, I want you to jump out of this plane right now!” The Marine salutes and says “Yes Sir!” and jumps out of the plane to his death. The Marine General turned and looked at the other Generals and said, “Now gentlemen, that took guts.”
The Air Force General says, “That’s nothing. Airman, come here.” A young Airman saunters his way half-heartedly to the General. “Airman, I want you to jump out of this plane.” The Airman looks at the General is disbelief and says “F**k you Sir.” and turns and walks away. The Air Force General turned and looked at the other Generals and said, “Gentlemen, now THAT took guts!”