Anyone’s got a few good sports jokes?

September 18, 2010 | Posted by admin

Hi,I did the following:
Q&A: Anyone’s got a few good sports jokes?

Q&A:

Answer by brd
This wide receiver goes into a bar…….dang, I forgot the rest…..

Answer by ÃñĶǕŘ_ˆÐiÇŦÅŦŐ®
1. A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

“I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said.

“What do you mean?” he asked.

“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”

2. 10 dirty things about golf:
(a) Look at the size of his putter.
(b) Oh, dang, my shafts all bent.
(c) You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
(d) After 18 holes I can barely walk.
(e) My hands are so sweaty I cant get a good grip.
(f) Lift your head and spread your legs.
(g) You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
(h) Just turn your back and drop it.
(i) Hold up. Ive got to wash my balls.
(j) Damn, I missed the hole again.

3. Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and running, his most important duty. All the other sperm were very curious about his pastimes.

“Why do you keep working out all the time,” they asked.

“Well,” he said, “Of all us sperms, only one of us is going to make it to the egg. And that is going to be me.” Well, the other sperms just floated around waiting for the day to cum (pardon the expression). And it did, and they were off! All those sperms racing along and far out in front of them was the super jock sperm, racing so fast and so hard (ha HA ) that they couldn’t see him any more, but they still kept cumming.

Alas, then, away in the distance, they heard a loud piercing scream. They still kept cumming though.

And then very shortly the super sperm appeared, screaming with all his might, “Go back, Go Back! IT’S A B L O W J O B!”

4. A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box and says, “Father during the week I said the F-word.”

The priest says, “Well my son, say 3 Hail Mary’s and your sins will be forgiven.”

The guy however was quite eager to explain to the priest why he had used the F-word and grudgingly the priest agreed to listen to his explanation.

“Well I was playing golf last Sunday instead of coming to church,” said the guy.