Are these good animal jokes?
November 1, 2010
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Posted by admin
Hi,I did the following:
Q&A: Are these good animal jokes?
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer-by who’d seen everything remarked, “That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.”
“Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the *****.”
Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. “Don’t worry,” my husband reassured me. “I’ll have him trained in no time.”
I watched for several days as my husband patiently “trained” our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.
The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.
The following is the answer:
Answer by matrix n
good for reading not for implementing
Answer by Dark A
they’re okay
Answer by Micheal J
great
Answer by Clo is lovely !!
LOL ! The first joke is a classic but I still love it !!
Answer by lucky s,
Hi both are good thank you.
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gr8
lol. I love the first one and the cat well he turned out to be well trained and a pretty smart cat. star
smart cat!! lmmfao!!
LOL LOL . Those were really great. I am with the blind guy on a good kick in the *****. LOL
See our cats can train us . Ahaaaaaa haaa ha ha. Thanks Jake. xx
Lol yes cats are clever
Cat’s much brighter than it’s owner. Pavlov would be an appropriate name for him.
Hey Jake… Being a cat lover myself, I like the second joke best. It has a ring of truth to it. The first one was ok, but the second was best.
Thanks Jake, enjoyed both of them.
Love the cat one! Who trained who? LOL!!
-Mel
I wonder who washes his clothes?
hi Jake well there’s no end to you’re talent is there,you have a joke for every occasion,and I’m waiting for the next lot,they are really funny,but i have to know where do you get them all from?wish i could give you 10 points per joke.