Best celebrity jokes?

Hi,I did the following:
Q&A: Best celebrity jokes?

my current favourite is:

Q Whats the difference between Tiger Woods an Santa Claus?
A Santa stops after three hoes

You get it? HO ho HO?

Whats you favourite?

The answer in the following:

Answer by Jorge V
What’s the difference between Madona and Spongebob? Nothing they both SUCK! hahah, I mean HO HO HO

Answer by a vintage kiss ♥
That’s funny :)

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

Answer by Mari C
@Jorge V or they both have an annoying gap

I do like Madonna though

Answer by dancer101
thats exactly the one i was gonna say but… i cant think of one now tht was my best one aha

Answer by Vittorio
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb

What do you think? Answer below!

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