BEST MILITARY JOKE EVER!!! {trust me}?

Hi,I did the following:
Q&A: BEST MILITARY JOKE EVER!!! {trust me}?

A Military officer had just received a promotion and walked into his new office to see how it looked. Upon entering and seeing the huge improvement he began to jump around in excitement. He heard a knock on the door and quickly took his seat in his brand new chair and in his most commanding and ruling voice said, “Come in.” A common soldier walked into the room and the Officer picked up his phone and in an attempt to impress the young soldier talked into the phone, “Yes, I received your package and I will personally ensure it is delivered to the president.” He then hung up the phone and looked at the young soldier and said, “And what are you here for?” The young soldier just said, “Nothing much, sir, I just came to plug in your new phone.”
* if u like
lol sorry Electra Glide classic about the iq thing i wish i could have made it easier but it doesnt get easier than this…
lol sorry Electra Glide classic about the iq thing i wish i could have made it easier but it doesnt get easier than this…

ANSWER:

Answer by amaze
totally awesome….. loved it …..gave me a good laugh
…..good job…..keep up the good jokes

gotta tell my brother whos in the military that one

Answer by GeT LyKe Me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! OH MY GOSH THATS HILARIOUS 10/10 GREAT JOKE ID GIVE A THOUSAND STARS IF I COULD BUT HERE IS THE ONE I CAN GIVE!!!!

Answer by Cherry Shortcake
Damn it! He got punk’d! Haha… it’s a really nice joke :D

Answer by Electra Glide classic
i don’t get it… oh wait i just got it!! that’s actually pretty funny, a little over my IQ though…

Answer by christieperalez
rotflmao

What do you think? Answer below!

10 Comments

  1. obsesswithpancjs15 says:

    haha that was funny!

  2. karbonmonoxide says:

    sorry, that wasnt the best military joke ever. ive heard better, but that was still funny.

  3. nac_chic2013 says:

    ha! i likeeee it!! great stuff….took me a couple minutes though…

  4. ♥ roxy says:

    owned owned OWNEDDD! x)

  5. Madboy P says:

    wowh…wowh…..cool joke…..

  6. oldcountry_2000 says:

    Old Joke, but only a cute joke.

  7. Armrest says:

    lmfao. OMG thanks for the joke to brighten up my day. Here’s a star.

  8. B-Notable says:

    Doh…..He feels crunchy. have a star

  9. logical Goth says:

    Rotfl! LMFAO!! Great job! i couldn’t stop laughing my sister had to tell to calm down and breathe cuz i was like purple from laughing so hard!

    L.G

  10. Retarded ♥Matty Kenseth♥ Fan says:

    ROTFL!!!

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