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Q&A: can some visit our funny haha side and get some jokes going for our military that they can open and share for?

the 4th. of July like the frog in the beds.

ANSWER:

Answer by knowssignlanguage
SCREWING THE DORM GAURD
it was submitted by airman soto
on ABOUT:us militarty

screwing the dorm gaurd
i was doing a doem guard at the time…. and the TI was obvisoulsly bored
TI-DORM GUARD!
Me-sir trainee so and so reports as ordered!
TI- What the hell do you want?
Me- sir you called me
Ti- are you on acid
Me-No sir
TI- get out of my face!
2 seconds elapse

TI- DORM GUARD!…
let me out.

dont know if it would be funny to us but maybe to the military guys

here is some more

checking id
sumitted by Kozure same website as top.
checking ID
T.I- beats on door.
T.I- let me in!
me- sir, dorm A6 may i see your identification?
T.I-(put picture of a cat up to door)- Here’s my ID!
me- sir,trainee****** reprots as ordered sir that’s not the proper ID.
T.I waht the hell do you mean that’s not the proper ID? it’s a pussy. you are tellling me you wouldn’t let a guy in if he had pussy with him?

recyle
submitted by SIRPHREA1
everytime my T.I would “recycle” someone they’d tell them to “pack your trash” and start playing “antoher one bites the dust”by queen loud so everyone could hear it(worst part was he would sing to it and laugh)

Liar
submitted by SIRPHREA1
i screwed up big,
Liar(my nickname my T.I gave me) you are the reason why i can’t go to !@$#$#@! walmart and buy spray paint. they lock that shit up cause of you huffers like you!

Firing a training instructor submitted by scopedopeoo1

Firing a training instructor
i rember the time when our male Ti made one fo our trainees fire the female TI because he told him taht the other Ti wasnt’t in the drom at the time.
“if nobody’s in there then that must mean that she’s being fired right? SO GO TELL HER SHE”S FIRED.

Answer by DANIEL S
A Sergeant and a Second Lieutenant are standing next to each other in the mens latrine doing their business.
Both men finish at the same time. As the Sergeant goes to exit the latrine, the Second Lieutenant says, “Sergeant at West Point they taught us to wash our hands after using the latrine.”
The Sergeant looks at the Lieutenant and says, “that’s nice sir, at NCO school they taught us not to piss on our hands.”

Dedicated to all of the enlisted personnel of the armed services, you are the backbone of our military, God bless you all!

TRUE STORY:
True story I swear to God: There was an obviously mentally disturbed Private in my platoon when I was in basic training at Fort Leonard Wood, Missourri.
One day this Private decided to end his life because everybody was on his a** to get his s*** together.
He took a floor buffer and tied the cord around his neck and tossed the buffer out the window to kill himself.
Unfortunately the cord was longer than the distance to the ground, and the buffer was destroyed. Good thing we were on the second floor and not the third.
Not only did he get an immediate Psyche discharge, but he had to pay for the buffer. TRUE STORY

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