Hi,I did the following:
Question: Computer virus jokes?

The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus – Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, then leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 300 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.
And last but not least:

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy … then discards it through Windows.

Q&A:

Answer by Tifosa♥
lmaooooo another good joke thanks

Answer by Pinko
Mr Oh Virus-causes ur computer to change into chinese letters!

Answer by the little green dudes
lol

Answer by Frank Lampard 8
LOL FUNNY JOKE

Answer by Rebelde Girl
I agree with Tifosa!

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