Da best Yo Mamma Jokes!?
August 14, 2011
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Question: Da best Yo Mamma Jokes!?
Ok, it’s me again. I wanna see the funniest yo momma jokes. It’s like the other question I asked. Except it HAS to be a yo momma joke. Lol. Anyway I got some yo momma jokes for y’all.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday!
Yo Momma’s titties are smaller than urs! (LOL!)
Yo Momma’s so hairy that the only language she speaks is…WOOKIE!
Yo Momma just farted that Al Gore accuses her of global warming, dawg!
lol ilovepinkalot nice one!
ANSWER:
Answer by 2paCreed
lol 
umm, yo muma so fat that when she jumped for joooooy she got stuck
Answer by Rex
-YOUR MOMS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW SHE SPITS BUTTER.
-YOUR MOMS SO FAT SHE BLEEDS CRISCO
-YOU MOMS SO FAT SHE PLAYS HOP SCOTCH WITH THE PLANETS
-YOUR MOMS SO OLD JESUS WROTE IN HER YEAR BOOK.
Answer by Captain Morgan
yoooo niccceee XD
yo mommas like a toilet, white, chunky, n full o sh*t
yo moms like a lightswitch anyone can turn her on!
yo mommas like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
yo mommas so fat she was baptized at Sea World!
Answer by Betsy D
Yo momma’s so fat…. she has to wear plus sized clothing!
Yo momma’s feet are so big… she wears big shoes!
Yo momma’s so stupid…. she dropped out of high school!
Yo momma’s such a slut… she sleeps with multiple partners!
I use those on my friends all the time.
Answer by iluvpinkalot123321
Yo Momma’s so fat that when she put on a raincoat and stepped outside all the kids said “hey look the school bus is here”
Yo Momma’s so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Yo Momma’s so skinny when she went into a bar all the strippers thought she was the pole
Yo Momma’s so stupid she put a quarter into the parking meter and said “where’s my gumball?”
Thanks to the questioner!
What do you think? Answer below!
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yo mommas so fat that shes fat
-yo mama’s so fat that when a school bus hit her she said “who threw that ROCK!!!!!”
-yo mama’s so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles POPPED out.
Yo momma’s got such big glasses that when she opens an atlas, she sees people waving.
Yo momma’s so fat that when i tried to drive around her i ran out of petrol.
your momma’s so fat, she uses a vcr for a beeper!
Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped in da pool the pool jumped out.
Yo momma’s so dumb she starved to death when she got locked in the supermarket.
Yo momma’s so fat i had to take 2 trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
Yo momma’s so fat when shes wearing her yellow raincoat every1 yells “TAXI.”
Yo momma’s so fat her waistline i the size of the Equator
Yo mamma’s so fat that when she rolls outta bed she rolls out on both sides.
yo mamas so fat , when she visited the beach people thought she was a beached whale . yo mamas so fat on a scale of 1-10 she is a 737
yo momma’s so fat shes got more chins than a hong kong phone book!
o dang!!!