Does anyone know any funny, clever math jokes for high school math?
June 3, 2011
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Question: Does anyone know any funny, clever math jokes for high school math?
I’m a math teacher and looking for some jokes to help break the ice and insert some while teaching high school students.
The answer in the following:
Answer by Tenn
2 white horses fell in the mud lol jk thats the only math joke I know and it’s from grade school sorry 3 black 1′s came out See cheesy 3rd grade nonsense
Answer by martina
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”
Answer by gypsyboy88
Is it even possible to make math funny? I found math to be torture, I can’t imagine laughing at it.
Answer by TeShawn Battenhouse
Find the x math problem
make a triangle with all the area and permimiter measurements and put find X
and then circle the X u made on the triangle
and say found it
Answer by always b natural
What does a constipated mathematician do?
He works it out with a calculator!!!!
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how many meals do maths teachers eat?
3 square meals!
I told this to my maths teacher and she laughed.
There are three types of people. Those that can count and those that can’t!
If the students know a little bit about relative probability:
A doctor informs a patient that he is ill with a disease, and that he has 1 in 10 chance of surviving! When the patient is sufficiently shocked he says: you’re lucky u came to me. I’ve already had 9 patients that have died.
Skying is as dangerous as taking a bath! Last year 100 ppl died in skying accidents, and 100 people died in a bath ( you have to look at the sample size)
Carrots are very dangerous for health! On analysing a graveyard for dead service men it was discovered that every single person that died ate a carrot sometime in their life!
Although it’s not a high school one, but still i hope students will find it interesting(by the way, i’m also a high school student)
Q. How do u make seven an even number???
A. By removing the “s” of seven.
You go to Washington DC for an environmental rally, and now are ready to drive 2698 miles back to California.
Your car gets 38 miles to the gallon, and gas now $10 a gallon, what do you need from congress before you leave.
Figure out the cost of the trip and turn your calculator upside down.
A teacher was teaching the class about positive and negative number. He said “if you put a positive and a positive together you will get a positive.”
A smart @ss in the back of the class said, “yeah, right”.