Even more awesome sports jokes!!!?
Hi,I did the following:
Question: Even more awesome sports jokes!!!?
One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, “Sorry, pal. No pets allowed.” The man replied, “This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you’ll see.” The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game. The guy said, “Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips.” The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. “Wow! That’s one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?” asked the bartender. The man replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only had him for seven years.”
Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there’s not a fan in the place.
Q: What do Tornados and Dallas Cowboy fans have in common?
A: Sooner or later, they’ll both end up in trailer parks!
A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. “Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?” “The Red Sox.” “Why’s that?” “Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I’m a Red Sox fan too.” “That’s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?” “No, that would make me a Yankees fan!”
The answer in the following:
Answer by Wacko Jacko
That was funny. I like the last one.
Answer by sammy
LOL FUNNY
Answer by ♥Scottish♥ ♥Fairy♥
hahahaha!!!
excellent
thanks for sharing.
regards mechelle
Answer by didodrums
awesome jokes
Answer by Michael Martini
LOL @ THE LAST ONE!!!
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October 12, 2010
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lol that’s funny and you saved the Best For Last