Everyone uses your mum jokes at school what is the best comeback?

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Q&A: Everyone uses your mum jokes at school what is the best comeback?

ANSWER:

Answer by Katie
That’s not what you said last night…ooooooooooh!

Answer by salvikicks
tell them your mom can lose the weight but he will always be ugly

Answer by Bella
It all depends on what jokes they used on you. What kind of jokes do the use on you? More info please.

Answer by Joez2103
Say, “My mom’s dead!” Then cry and run away; they’ll have nothing after that.

Answer by toni a
hahhahaha i like joez one

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5 Comments

  1. ░☼ρεαcε!▒ says:

    tell them i was created without a mum or dad, then show them a photo of a hot sexy model in a bikini and tell them she’s my adopted mum

  2. Franklin J says:

    If it’s a girl tell her – say wow I finally found my mom and hug her

    if it’s a guy tell him – say wow I finally found my long lost brother and hug him

  3. moira k says:

    Your Dad!

  4. sharky says:

    yeah, i saw ur dad went out with mum yesterday.

  5. B4rb1e81rl says:

    I usually ignored jokes that insult my parent (or pretend not to hear it)
    ^-^

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