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Q&A: Have a taste for some military jokes tonight?

Thank you to all our veterans in America on this Veteran’s Day. We deeply appreciate your service!

My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we’ve hardly aged a day since we first laid eyes on each other in college — at least, that’s what we tell each other. But our children have a way of bringing us crashing back to earth.

Recently, my husband and I were discussing a man who was running for public office.

“He’s a Vietnam vet,” commented my husband.

“What’s that?” queried our young daughter.

Trying to answer the question in terms a four-year-old could readily grasp, my husband replied, “Well, honey, that means that the man fought in a war that happened when Mommy and Daddy were little.”

Our daughter regarded us both thoughtfully for a moment, then asked, “So, was he a Viking?

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Top brass from the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps were arguing about who had the bravest troops. They decided to settle the dispute using an enlisted man from each branch.

The Army general called a private over and ordered him to climb to the top of the base flagpole while singing “The Caissons Go Rolling Along,” then let go with both hands and salute. The private quickly complied.

Next, the admiral ordered a sailor to climb the pole, polish the brass knob at the top, sing “Anchors Aweigh,” salute smartly, and jump off. The sailor did as he was told and landed on the concrete below.

Finally, the marine was told to do exactly as the Army and Navy men had done, but in full battle gear, with pack filled with bricks and loaded weapon carried high. He took one look at the Marine general and said, “You’re out of your mind, sir!”

The Marine commander turned to the others. “Now THAT’S guts!”

The following is the answer:

Answer by Kevin
Hahah, thats great.

Answer by ozzie s
Hey, These are pretty good. I like military jokes.

Answer by Amber
haha

Answer by AFOUR
Ha,another star for ‘THAT’S guts’

Answer by Pitybluesboy
I thought Veteran’s day was in November.
On the 11th to be precise.
However the jokes are always great.

Besides as far as I am concerned everyday is a day to celebrate those that fought and protected our freedoms in this country.

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