How would you rate these 2 jokes for this Monday morning? Do you have a great joke?

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Q&A: How would you rate these 2 jokes for this Monday morning? Do you have a great joke?

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for.

“In the neighborhood of 0,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

“Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years…say, a red Corvette?”

“Wow! Are you kidding?”

“Yeah, but you started it.”

JOKE 2:
M&M’s

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

“Don’t worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway,” the old man replies. “Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M’s.”

The answer in the following:

Answer by Hermione
ha ha ha ha hah ah a hahahha

Answer by ffxi_minizilla
The M&Ms one is just…..YUCK lol….both are funny. Thank you for a chuckle this dreary morning.

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cool u really made me laugh.

10 on 10

Answer by Zoey D
ha ha ha. You made me laugh

Answer by LunaFaye
eeeewwwww on the m&m’s but great two jokes thumbs up

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2 Comments

  1. sungirlval05 says:

    The first one is really funny, I like it cux the interviewee sounds really excited when he thinks he found this awesome job, yeah right!! the second one is okay, kind of sick.

  2. Tracy says:

    So good thanx

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