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Hi,I did the following:
Question: i need a few really good computer jokes?

my dad is like a major computer geek he helps fix and build them, we even have our own at home business called YourPCNet

but i would just like to hav some really good riddles or jokes that will make him laugh so if u hav any good ones pleas share

The following is the answer:

Answer by Goldwin
You turn my software into hardware

Answer by PC Man
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE …NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON’T BEAT ME UP
2) WON’T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you? And what do you want?”

“Hi,” he said, ” your search is over, for I’m the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms so I can’t beat you up and no legs so I can’t run away.”

“Well, then,” she said, “what makes you think that you’re so great in bed?”

To which he replied,….. “Well, I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?

Answer by Velegôri
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

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