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Q&A: Im really bored, do you have any hilarious story jokes or scarey stories?

I’m sitting here, being really bored. I was just wondering if you have any hilarious story jokes, scary stories, or even hilarious quotes! please take me out of my boreing misery! lol

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Answer by Elmer
how much chuck could a wood chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? if it takes 99 yds of green calico to make a blue smoking jacket then how long will it take a grasshopper to hop out of a brick of cheese?

Answer by Brainz
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone’s wife died the same day that Joe’s rowboat filled with water and sank.

A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; “Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel terrible”.

Joe smiled and said, “Well I am not a bit sorry, she was rather old from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish. Even the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her. It got so I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like anything. The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town. They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them. I warned them she wasn’t so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked. Well, the result was the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once and it was too much for her. She cracked right up the middle”.

Before he could finish the old lady fainted!

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Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims “Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?” Daddy, relieved that Johnny’s not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out “Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!!!.”

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