Military Jokes anyone?
August 22, 2010
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Q&A: Military Jokes anyone?
All I’ve seen so far are serious and stupid questions. I thought everyone could use a little humor so if you have a good military joke please post it and give everyone a good laugh to finish off the day. Thanks and Semper Fi!!
The following is the answer:
Answer by Crazy_Rory
After numerous rounds of “We don’t know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a note in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Kennedy opened the note, which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.
Kennedy was baffled, so he E-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help.
Within a few seconds, the Marines cabled back with this reply: “Tell Kennedy he is holding the message upside down.”
I hope have cheered you up. 
Answer by Edge Caliber
Being an ex soldier and seeing all the wars going on its hard to find humor in the military section of these boards.
Answer by jamesarmywifey
uh…well most of mine are against marines so now i just feel bad. lol im an army wife so…thats usually all i hear are jokes about navy and marines.
here goes anyway i guess…
***how do you castrate a coastie?
kick the marine in the jaw
Answer by greggblack0590
a little kid is in the bathroom when a sailor walks in, the kids says “are you in the navy?”. the sailor replies with “yes i am”. so the kid asks to try on the sailors hat and the sailor hands it to him and begins to piss. In walks an AIRBORNE soldier, the kid asks “are you really AIRBORNE?”. the soldier says “yeah, why you wanna suck m y d ick?”. the kid says “im not really in the navy, im just wearing the hat!”
Answer by J B
Ya the NAVY!!
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A British Admiral, an American Admiral and an Indian Admiral are bragging about the courage of their sailors to each other on a joint exercise.
To prove their point first the british admiral calls one of his men asks him to jump into the sea swim around the ship 3 times and report back. The man promptly follows the orders and reports back, and the British guy says proudly, “see their courage”!
Next the American admiral orders one of his men to jump into the sea and circle the ship 4 times. The man does it promptly and reports back. So now the American admiral brags about his man’s courage.
Lastly the Indian Admiral calls one of his men and asks him to swim around the ship 5 times. The man promptly tells him to fuck off and go do it on his own!
Now the indian Admiral says to the other Admirals, “See their courage”!
Whats long, hard, full of seaman and shoots a big load?
A Submarine!
Top asked for volunteers and of course no one stepped forth. So he picked 4 people and told each of them they had 3 days off, and the rest of the unit had dirty detail for two weeks. He did this to encourage volunteers the next time he asked! The entire military is one big joke!
i have 2…
what do soldiers call helicopters? …. choppers
what do seamen call helicopters? …. hewies
what do marines call helicopters? (pointing up,.. o, o, o)
why can’t blonds be airborn? (you have to be airborn to get this joke)
because they can’t keep their feet and knees together.
Ha HA HA HAH