ok now some sports jokes for the kids funny or not?

happy blog edited the following
Question: ok now some sports jokes for the kids funny or not?

What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?

The scenter spot !

Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space ?

Because there is no atmosphere !

What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership ?

Cold Trafford !

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?

Somebody took a corner !

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ?

Paul gas coin !

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?

Ince pies !

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar ?

All of them, a crossbar can’t jump !

Why are football players never asked for dinner ?

Because they’re always dribbling !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?

Because he liked sole music !

The answer in the following:

Answer by Abu
It was good but the other ones were better.

Answer by crazyazz36
great for kids!

Give your answer to this question below!

Leave a Reply