Q&A: _________JoKE_____________?
July 1, 2011
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Question: _________JoKE_____________?
A man from the city was driving in the country when he came across a farmer plowing the fields with no pants on. ‘how come u are not wearing any pants? he asked….’Well buddy, the other day I went out into the field and I forgot to wear my shirt. That nite my neck was stiffer than a board…sooo this is my wife’s idea!:)
ANSWER:
Answer by trinity s
dont get it
Answer by jim
cute but not really funny
Answer by faye
Worth a chuckle
Answer by sensationally~dandan
oh
eww
haha
actually thats funny
haha
Answer by ~HippieChick~
lol thank you it made me chuckle =)
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the married one’s should get a good laugh outta this one.. that’s cute. thanks eric
hhehehhe good one…………
What?
hehe
lol
oh god…..
thts funny
Funny! 10!
oh… HA!!! it took me awhile but i get it now.. lol
ok not bad….i have 1 for you…
Poker
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife,
Sue wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bob’s wife followed and asked,
‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.’
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons
and Jim didn’t, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob’s house at 2 p.m.
sharp – and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 – they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving,
asked his wife:
‘Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?’
With a lump in her throat Sue answered ‘Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon ‘Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,
‘And did he give you $500?’
Sue, using her best poker face,
replied, ‘Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.’
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
‘He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he’d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home
and pay me back.’
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
hahaha thats soooooooo funnyyyy!!!!