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Q&A: Best jokes for school talent show?

I am 10 yr,s old, and need good jokes for school. Does any one have any? Thank,s for your help, Tom

The answer in the following:

Answer by Brainz
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!” The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Shit, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!!!.”

Answer by l l l
Please forgive me if these are too immature for you. It is hard for me to remember being ten years old

First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.

Kathy wanted to mail her first letter home from camp. She went to the post office to buy a stamp.
‘Do I stick the stamp on myself?’ she asks the clerk.
‘No. Stick it on the envelope!’

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl.
So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student ?
Because education pays off in the long run !

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
Stop goblin your food.

Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake

again, i hope these are not too corney

smiling at cha

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