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Q&A: Computer service hotline jokes?

I just saw these jokes on computer service hotlines and they were just TOO FUNNY!!! If any of you have some more I’d be happy to read them. The funniest one will get ten points.

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Answer by CATSRULE/DOGSDROOL
hahahaha…that is so funny!!!!stop it,quit it…your making my side hurt from all this laughing!!!!

Answer by jcnofear
I heard a couple from an answering machine, I thought were funny .. kind of in the same field

At a mental hospital the answering machine says:

If you are depressed please hang up nobody wants to talk to you

If you suffer from amnesia please press 1

If you suffer from paranoia, we already know where you are and who you are so just stay on the line and we’ll get to you shortly

If you suffer from amnesia please press 1

.. i dont know more… the forward is there somewhere

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