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Question: does anyone have any celebrity jokes; example: how do you wake up lady gaga, or who killed soulja boy?

i think they’re hilarious and those are the only 2 i know

ANSWER:

Answer by rtheriault1967
Q. What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather?
A. Drizzle

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Answer by Lilguy F
Well there was another one like this cept it was: “How do you kill Lady GaGa?” My answer was Poker face. Then i typed Put spiked on the inside of her sunglasses, which in turn would pokerface.

Answer by The Saint
Q. What’s Monica’s favorite instrument?
A. She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!

Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
A. The President after Bush

Q. What’s the new game there playing in the White House?
A. Swallow the Leader

Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s new book?
A. It’s called, “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”

Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got two fives for a ten?

Q. How do Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
A. By putting a plunger in the toilet.

Q. What is the name of Helen Keller’s dog?
A. Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.

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