Q&A: Does anyone have any Good Jokes?

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Question: Does anyone have any Good Jokes?

Blonde jokes, Yo mama jokes, making fun of stupid celebrity jokes, anything!

ANSWER:

Answer by Le Baboon
Look in the mirror.

Answer by Diana
Nothing is perfect, even the stool (lol dont wanna use the rude word) has its flies.

Answer by lazyboy20
a black haired guy and a blonde girl walk into a bar, the black haired guy says: I see something beautiful when i look in your eyes.
Blonde girl: What is it?
Black haired guy: My reflection.
lol

Answer by Lydia v-ball player
YES! I DO ITS SO FUNNY! HERE IT IS:
once a upon a time a guy was driving and his car broke down, so he stopped at a monastery and asked the monks if he could spend the night. They all agreed yes, and said that they would help him repair his car in the mourning. the guy fell asleep and then woke up at two in the mourning, because he heard this really weird noise! he finally fell back asleep and in the mourning asked the monks what was that weird noise i heard last night? the monks replied we cant tell you because your not a monk. then the guy asked well i do i become a monk? they replied you must no the exact number of grains of sand on the earth, the the guy set out on a life long journey, came back 20 years later with the number. the monks said that is correct. but now you must know the exact number of pebbles on the earth. so the guy went out on a life long journey came back 20 years later with the number. the monks said that is correct. congrats you are now a monk! so one of the monks took him to a door. behind that door is thing that is making the weird noise. and the monk left. the guy opened the door and saw another door, so he ran upstairs and got the key behind that door was another door so he ran upstairs and got the key. finally he got to the last door it was made out of gold. he opened the last door and saw what had been making the weird noise! But i cant tell you what it is because your not a monk!

Lol get it!?

Answer by Farley
Have you heard about the Irish boomerang? It doesn’t come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to.

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1 Comment

  1. Carlos De la rosa says:

    Three men went to heaven.God said they could do anything except step on a purple cloud. The next night, they went to a bar. 1 of them was missing. Later, he came back with a really ugly girl. The other guys asked, “What happened”, and the guy responded, “I stepped on a purple cloud”! The next night another guy did the same thing. The day after that, the 3rd guy came back with a really hot girl. The guys asked, “What happened”!!! And the girls said, “I stepped on a purple cloud”.

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