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Question: Got any good doctor jokes?

Hi! I am being subjected to far too many medical tests these days. Since laughter is the best medicine, I figured making fun of doctors might be therapeutic. Got any good doctor jokes? (Thanks in advance!!)

The following is the answer:

Answer by pokadot_28
HEY I JUST GOT MY MEDICAL RESULTS! MY CONDITION IS CRITICAL AS THE DAYS GO BY I GET SEXIER AND SEXIER! BUT DONT WORRY ITS NOT CONTAGIOUS!

Answer by Dave
Doctor: You’ve got 6 months to live.
Patient: I want a second opinion.
Doctor: OK, you’re an a**hole, too.

Gynecologist: I can see your nervous, would you like me to numb you down there?
Patient: Yes, thank you doctor…
Gynecologist (putting his head between patient’s legs): NUM NUM NUM NUM!

An old couple goes to a doctor’s office and asks the practicing physician to watch them have sex. Doctor obliges, and not seeing anything wrong, tells the couple they’re fine and sends them on their way. The couple returns a few more times, and the scene repeats itself. The doctor finally tells the couple, “Look, I’ve told you over and over that everything is fine. In fact, I’d say you’re healthier sexually than most couples your age, why do you keep coming here for this? The man replies, “We can’t go to my house because of my wife. We can’t go to her house because of her husband. The Holiday Inn charges $ 150, and the Hyatt charges $ 200. You only charge $ 100, and we get $ 80 back from Medicare!”

Hope these weren’t too dirty, and hope you feel better!

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