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Question: i need good redneck jokes?

i only have these
you might be a redneck if there are no forks in your family tree
you know you are a redneck if think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph
you might be a redneck if you were delivered in a bar
you know you are a redneck if you think the pill is is vigra
you know you are a redneck if you think street fighting is when you get into a car wreck
you know you are a redneck if your first words were attention wal mart shoppers
you know you are a redneck if you can’t cheat on your wife because she is your mom sister cousin & aunt
you know you are a redneck if you & your dad are seniors
you know you are a redneck if you call 5th grade your senior year
you are a redneck if your sister your cousin your aunt mom & you all lost you virginity at the same time
you know you are a redneck if your truck was bought at the dump
you know you are a redneck if your mom gave birth to your son
you know you are a redneck if you were raped at your family reunion & you liked it
you know you are a redneck if you learned sex education in 1st grade
you know you are a redneck your mom & grandma are old enough to be sisters
you are a redneck if you think safe sex is when you have a headrest
you are a redneck if you wear a scarf made out of deerskin or bear skin
you know you are a redneck if you got your penis amputated as a baby
you know you are a redneck if your mom missed her period after you got laid
you are a redneck if a yo mama joke insults your wife
you know you are a redneck if you asked your brother what do you wana do next & he said your mom

The answer in the following:

Answer by DougyS
you are a redneck if you go diggin through your gf’s/wifes purse find condoms and automaticly think “that’s funny she aint got no pecker!”

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