Q&A: Simple Short Medical Jokes (Rate 1/10 & Star)?
August 3, 2010
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Question: Simple Short Medical Jokes (Rate 1/10 & Star)?
1.) A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.
Horrified, the woman replies, Oh, no! I’d rather have a baby.
To which the dentist replies, Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.
2.) Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um… I forgot to tell you yesterday.
The following is the answer:
Answer by John Z
-111135466467
Answer by Tim F
both were good
Answer by danny
1st one) 7
2nd one) 9
star? no
Answer by Brooklynn
the first one is 6/10, second one are old
Answer by joco119
Have to give them a “1″
Add your own answer in the comments!
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1.) i’d say its about a 3
2.) i’d say its about a 7
so all together its worth a 10 which is a star.
LMAo
An 8 for each! Pretty funny!
First one
9/10
10/10
Very funny
5 and 6. not bad, i’ve seen better.
1.) i didn’t get it
2.) 8, that was prety good!
6 on the first
9 on the second
i love the second one to death oh wait was that me he was talking to lol
10.9
I posted number 2 along time ago, and 1 is 8/10
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1st one is funny, never heard it before
the 2nd one is funny too but it is very old
1 was okay, not so great, 2 was awesome!! 8/10!!
heard both before but still good have a star
good ones.