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Q&A: Wanna hear some redneck jokes fellas?

You know your a redneck if…

# Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
# You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
# You have spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
# Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
# Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
# Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
# You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
# You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
# Jack Daniels makes your list of “most admired people”.
# You won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
# Your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.
# You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
# You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
# You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: “for a good time call . .”, because you feel guilty about putting it there…

More coming in a couple of minutes…
# Redman sends you a Christmas card.
# You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
# You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
# You participate in the “who can spit tobacco the farthest contest”.
# You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
# You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
# There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
# You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just “Misunderstood”.
# You’ve ever made change in the offering plate.
# If the fifth grade is referred to as “your senior year,”
# You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve…
# You own at least 20 baseball hats.
# You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.

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