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Q&A: What are some good modern “fat” and “stupid” jokes?

I emphasize modern, I’m tired of and everyone knows the old school jokes.

ANSWER:

Answer by Scrappy Coco
Skinny: Hey there is something under your chin, ohh wait thats your other chin!
Fat: aahhh mann…

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”

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