Q&A: Whats the funniest celebrity joke u ever heard?????

Hi,I did the following:
Q&A: Whats the funniest celebrity joke u ever heard?????

Whats the funniest celebrity joke u ever heard? the funniest 1 get 10 points!!

The following is the answer:

Answer by Jonah Chaos
What does Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last hit was the Wall.

Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?
And the dashboard, and the steering wheel, and the windshield…..

What color are Kurt Cobain’s eyes?
Blue! One blew this way and one blew that way.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
With a squeegee.

What do Liberachi and Elton John have in common?
They’re both great on the piano, but they suck on the organ.

Answer by kpxgirly
Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common?
A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.

Bill Gates And God

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth’s ecological system was most important.

God looked to Al and said, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand”. God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

God responded, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand”. God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked “What is your problem Bill Gates?”

Bill responded ” I think you are sitting in my chair”.

Answer by stn1225
Tom Cruise married Katie Holmes.

Answer by alexish
okay some one said

want to hear a joke?………..

Miley Cyrus

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

so funny

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