some more sports jokes for the kids funny or not?

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Question: some more sports jokes for the kids funny or not?

What tea do footballers drink ?

Penaltea !

Where do footballers dance ?

At a football !

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

What is black and white and black and white and black and white ?

A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill !

What are Brazilian fans called ?

Brazil nuts !

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?

Cornflakes !

Which football team loves ice-cream ?

Aston Vanilla !

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

The following is the answer:

Answer by Abu
lol, I like the forst few.

Answer by rpetch007
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as usuaaal tee hee.

Answer by crazyazz36
I dont get the cornflakes one but other than that……..funny!!

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