Some redneck jokes!!?
April 11, 2011
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Question: Some redneck jokes!!?
Haha im from the south and I think there funny so what do you all think?
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
You might be a redneck if the Bluebook value of your truck changes with the amount of gas you have in it!
With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit “Survivor”, Alabamans have made their own version.
Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, “I’m gay, I’m a yankee, and I’m here to steal your guns!” First one back wins.
You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”
-note- im not a redneck im just from the south.
The following is the answer:
Answer by Joe E
yall marry your cousin yall might be a redneck!!!
Answer by DrosseL
redneck jokes aren’t funny and haven’t been for a few years. but you are from the south, so i can see how you wouldn’t catch on to that…
Answer by Quilad Q
lol those are good lol
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.
Q: What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Q: What’s the Rednecks most popular pick up line?
A: Nice tooth!
Answer by Sir Jeph
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,
“Hey, y’all watch this!”
You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,
“Gentlemen, start your engines.”
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it
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One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.
You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is “Dueling Banjos.”
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Answer by Missey k.
WOW those are great. I love red neck jokes!!! Star for you!!!
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Hahaha… But i have seen funnier. I think you are showing the guy before you what funny is.
two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
What’s logic?” the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
“That’s real good!” said the redneck.
The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”
Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”
“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”
The redneck was catching on.
“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.
“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinating’ thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!”
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
“So what classes are ya takin’?” asked the friend.
“Math, history, and logic!” replied the first redneck.
“What in tar nation is logic?” asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first redneck.
“No,” his friend replied.
“You’re queer, ain’t ya?”
You know your a redneck if you go to your family reunion to pick up chicks.
What do you get when you have 20 rednecks in a room, a full set of teeth.
What do Rednecks do on Halloween?
They pump kin.