Spiritually speaking, do you have a good joke? Scary story to tell? I am bored!?
April 21, 2011
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Question: Spiritually speaking, do you have a good joke? Scary story to tell? I am bored!?
You people are funny!
The answer in the following:
Answer by loseandbefree
What did the ghost say to the bee?
BOOOOOOO-BEE.
Hahahaha, my favorite joke ever.
Answer by Red
If you don’t believe in the magical sky person, you go to hell.
Meh, not very scary… Pretty funny joke though.
Answer by sparklesntwind
what do you call three blond’s under a Christmas Tree?
Answer by Toby J
Lol. Sometime I ask myself ‘What would Jesus do?’ then I remember he was crucified, his decision making isn’t the best. 
Answer by Ms. Lady
i have a sad story to tell–my husband is deployed and i haven’t even gotten a phone call from him today. 
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
Categories: Today’s Joke
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Tags: Bored, Good, Have, Joke, scary, speaking, Spiritually, Story, Tell
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I have a scary story—
Sarah Palin
How can you tell if a blonde has been into your refrigerator?
There’s lipstick on the cucumbers.
Three Nuns want to go to heaven. But before you can go to heaven you have to answer a question related to the bible, and God will let you in.
OK so the first nun goes to the gates of heaven and she is asked “How many commandments were there?”. The nun says “Oh that’s easy, 10!”, and God lets her in.
The second nun goes to heavens gates and gets asked “What did Eve eat that she wasn’t supposed to?”. The nun says “Oh, she ate a fruit”, and God let her in.
The third nun goes to heavens gates and gets asked “What did Eve say the first time she saw Adam naked?” the nun says “Humm…thats a hard one…” and God let her in.
Ahahah I do not know where I heard that one…yeah it is bad, Sorry.
Pce…X…
SL
Taoism
Shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you’re bad.
Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
Jehova’s Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism
There’s nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Rastafarianism
Let’s smoke this shit.
Existentialism
What is shit anyway?
Stoicism
This shit doesn’t bother me.