THE BEST ETHNIC JOKE A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese
May 27, 2011
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Hi,I did the following:
Question: THE BEST ETHNIC JOKE A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese
man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the chinese man says. “What was that for?” “That was for Pearl Harbor,” the Jewish man says. “But I’m Chinese!” “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. “Ouch!” the Jewish man says. “What was that for?” “That was for the Titanic,” the chinese man says. “But that was an iceberg!” “Ice berg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?”
The following is the answer:
Answer by Joea
I dont get it.
Answer by scorch678
hahahahahah love that
Why do jews have big noses?
Because air is free!
(im jewish so feel i can get away with telling jokes!)
Edit: and also: Whats a Jew’s worst nightmare?
Half price bacon
Answer by marlasinger5
that was funny, totally didnt expect that ending.
Answer by Bartoni
Love it . Nice to have some new jokes. Star of David sailing your way
Answer by Person
Lol =P
What do you think? Answer below!
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dry! hey heres a good joke
Q:why did the black boy ride across the road?
A:to get across
Q:why did the skinny white boy with glasses follow?
A:to get his bike back
hahahaha XDXDXD
good joke mate.
how do you make ajew go mad in the head
you throw a dollar in a round room and tell him its in the corner.
i hear jews have a parking meter on their roof at christmas time.
LOL
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his head,
The bartender says”hey where did you get that”
The Parrot says”Africa,theres 1000s of them there