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Q&A: Want to hear a scary joke?

>one rainy night a man was driving along when his car
>suddenly stopped and would not start again.
>
>he didnt want to sleep in the car so he began walking
>down the road when he saw a motel. however the sign fo
>rno vacancies was flashing.
>
>well he decided to give it a shot and just ask if
>theres anything he would even sleep in the janitors
>closest.
>
>the clerk behind the desk said there was one room but
>they never let anyone stay there because of the green
>statue inside.
>
>the man said he didnt care about the green statue and
>he would take the room, so the clerk said ok but this
>is no ordinary statue it maust never ever be touched
>under any circumstances.
>
>the man agrees and takes the room.
>
>well not surprisingly the man cant sleep because all
>he can think about is why cant he touch the statue as
>if one little touch can do anything.
>
>after an hour he decides he has to touch it, just one
>finger, its not like he will break it.
>
>so he walks up looks at the green statue puts out his
>finger and touches it on the chest.
>
>just as he touches it the statues eyes open and it
>starts screaming
>
>the man freaks out and runs out of the room then he
>hears the screaming and looks back to see the green
>statue is chasing him.
>
>he runs and runs but the green statue is still right
>be hind him so he sees a bycicle and steels it then he
>sees the green statue on another bike still chasing
>him so he jumps in a cab and tells the driver to hurry
>away.
>
>then he looks to the side and in the cab beside him is
>the green statue!!
>
>so he tells the driver to go to the airport and jumps
>on a plane, he is safe. then he hears…. screaming
>and looks back to see the green statue is on the plane
>so he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
>
>as he falls he looks up to see the green statue has
>jumped out of the plane.
>
>so he lands in the desert and is running and running
>but he cant get away
>
>he gives up he knows he cant get away and the green
>statue wont slow down he regrets touching the damn
>thing in the first place but accepts his fate so he
>stops running
>
>then the green statue runs write up to him reaches out
>its hand and says “Tag your it” and runs away

The following is the answer:

Answer by stoopid_monkey_0095
that was stupid…

Answer by purple9815
lol i feel bad for the guy!

Answer by monica
HA!thats funny.good one.got any more?

Answer by eizus28
Great one! Loved it! Keep them coming!

Answer by Danny
You wasted about two minutes of mine time

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