Hi,I did the following:
Q&A: What are some funny red neck and blonde jokes?

I really like blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and redneck jokes. Can you please list some that you know and the link to the website (if available)

The answer in the following:

Answer by _-*-_☺☻☺βəαזּγ☺Łïέ§☻Ψïזּђïŋ☺☻☺_-*-
Bob walks into a bar and sits down next to a blonde. there is a story about a man who is standing on the top of a tall building and no-one knows whether or not he will jump. Bob says to the blonde, “ill bet you five quid he jumps off the building.” so the blonde agrees and they shake on it. Five minutes later, the news video shows the man jumping off the building, and the blonde hands bob the five pounds. he laughs and says, “i cant take this. i saw the live coverage earlier. i knew he was going to jump.” the blonde replies, “yes, i watched it too. i just didnt think he would be stupid enough to do it again.”

i hope you liked the joke =)

Answer by oldie
if Bill Gates was a red neck the recycle bin in winders 95 would be an outhouse.

Answer by SiriusBlacksSister
two friends are talking online
Brunette: I was listening to eminem last night
Blond: No WAY.. you were listening to CANDY?!

how do you drown a blond?
Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool

How to blonds brain cells die?
Alone

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