Hi,I did the following:
Q&A: what are some good and funny jokes to say in an audition tape?

The instructions for the audition tape Im going to do, requires a short 3-5 minute interview and they obviously want you to say your slate, height, age, etc… but they also want you to tell a story, either about sports, hobbies, and share some jokes. the question is: what are some good jokes to tell? What should I do? any suggestions? thanks D oooh and it has to be Hee-larious and appropriate for 13-15 year olds to tell! :]

The answer in the following:

Answer by Theatre Doc
IF you don’t know what to do for your tape, you may not be ready to submit one.

Answer by artsincluded
I think the reason why they ask for stuff like that is because they want to see if you are quick minded or witty enough to be able to go through a real interview

Answer by Jessie
The best jokes to do in an audition are exactly what they told you to do—-a joke that tells a story

If you have a joke that tells a story that you can get REALLY INTO they LOVE to see that…

Think of a joke that you get really excited about when you tell, really involved in, with lots of detail, and tell that one!

They’ll get a little taste of what humor you like, what makes you laugh, and how involved you get with something you love

Answer by dar lee
“This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.”
“Maybe you should spit out the plate!

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